Tourists, holidays, Bali: Things tourists should know when going on vacations to Bali
You know you are in Bali when:
• You put gasoline out of vodka bottles!
• There are more motorbikes than people
• From a busy road full of traffic, you can be lost in the middle of a rice field in no time
• Surfing and yoga is your daily gym
• You find yourself drinking coconut at the beach almost every single day
• You will take more sunset photos that you have ever in your life
• A day at the beach is another day at the office
• Flip flops or no shoe are the only shoe you know
• Clothes? What clothes? A bikini/boardshort and a top will do the work
• You become so black, your friends cannot recognise
• Getting sunburnt takes a whole new meaning here
• The road is closed for yet another Hinduism ceremony
• Bintang (local beer) is the only alcoholic drink you can think of
• You feel rich with so many millions
• You have the worst hangover after drinking Arak in Kuta (that you swore you will never ever go)
• Waking up at 6am to go surfing seems perfectly normal
• You have fallen off from your motorbike so many times you cannot remember
• Warung food is your favourite word, especially when money starts getting tight
• You have been stopped by police for not wearing your helmet
• Being caught smoking a joint is a serious crime
• You have seen so many temples that you are seriously thinking of becoming Hindu
• Υοu have stepped on an offering and burnt your foot
• The beach is your favourite pitch pit
• Time has stopped
• You are seriously thinking of taking an extended leave from work and move here!
